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CRAP diplo - Darthboy155 - 06-20-2012 Nation Name: Camplandia Nation Ruler: Darthboy155 Nation Link: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=439787 Wiki Link http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Coalition_of_Royal_Allied_Powers Alliance Name: Coalition of Royal Allied Powers Alliance Acronym (if any): CRAP Alliance Color: maroon Your position in the alliance: diplo Link to your alliance forums: http://s1.zetaboards.com/CRAP_Alliance/index/ Ill tell you a little about myself I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery,and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet become a diplomat CRAP diplo - SteelersFan - 06-20-2012 Awesome story You'll be masked shortly CRAP diplo - Kingtylord - 06-20-2012 I remember something similar to this in my old AP Language class, we had two essays and had to judge which one was better for what college. Nice introduction bravo CRAP diplo - Darthboy155 - 06-21-2012 ya i kinda stole it for my English teacher at school but i was going for a good intro CRAP diplo - HM Solomon I - 06-21-2012 I don't always engage in bilateral diplomacy, but when I do, I prefer it to be between NATO and CRAP. I am the most interesting man in the world. Give me a second to mask you. CRAP diplo - HM Solomon I - 06-21-2012 Ok, you should be all set. Welcome to NATO! CRAP diplo - Darthboy155 - 06-21-2012 Thanks